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I live in a very tourists resort town on the ocean. A lot of people rent cottages and homes here….I was thinking about starting up a “vacation concierge” service and offering a whole bunch of different things to these vacationers:
1. grocery stocking and delivery (the food is already in their house so they don’t have to spend vacation time at the grocery)
2. nanny/kids lessons (I teach their kids to surf, water-ski, sail, fish, etc while the parents get to enjoy their time)
3. restaurant reservations/tee times/tours (I arrange their restuarant reservations, schedule golfing, charter fishing trips..)
4. Traditional local cuisine night ( I could offer to come in an cook look food for the guests down on the beach)

The other day, I saw this awesome bumper sticker that said “eARTh” with “ART” capitalized and in a different color. Has anyone seen this, or knows where I can find this sticker? I’ve searched all over the internet, and cant seem to track it down. any help would be wonderful! thanks!

The couple were 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife’s insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade.
One day, their good health didn’t help when they went on a rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven. They reached the pearly gates, and St. Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A maid could be seen hanging their favorite clothes in the closet.
They gasped in astonishment when he said, “Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now.”
The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost.
“Why, nothing,” Peter replied, “remember, this is your reward in Heaven.”
The old man looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on earth.
“What are the greens fees?”, grumbled the old man.
“This is heaven,” St. Peter replied. “You can play for free, everyday.”
Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages.
“Don’t even ask,” said St. Peter to the man. “This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.”
The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife.
“Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods, and the decaffeinated tea?” he asked.
“That’s the best part!” St. Peter replied, “You can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like, and you will never get fat or sick. This is Heaven!”
The old man pushed, “No gym to work out at?”
“Not unless you want to.” was the answer.
“No testing my sugar or blood pressure or…”
“Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself.”
The old man glared at his wife and said, “You and your damn bran muffins. We could have been here ten years ago!”

For my art homework, I have to draw a food parody. For instance, cheese it’s could be sneeze it’s. I was wonderin if you could help me! Another example would be the the garbage pail kids stickers.

what do u think about nail art or nail stickers do u think they look cute or tacky

Woman A:
She is someone who loves to cook. Who makes you amazing dinners every night. Who loves to bake. Your house is always stocked with yummy leftovers, cookies, pies, etc. But the downside is, she has gotten a little chubby since you were married (plus she has had a baby that she will never recover from 100%). Let’s say she is about 20 pounds overweight-not obese or anything.
OR
Woman B:
She doesn’t have time to cook. She works out two hours a day. She refuses to have a baby because she doesn’t want to loose her figure. So, you basically live on take out, peanut butter, and ding dongs. (And she eats lean cuisine)
So, do you want a hot wife with a flat stomach, or an equally hot, just not as toned wife who is addicted to baking (and eating what she makes)?

I recently saw tall glass candles, like the religious candles, in California. Instead of religious prints in the front of the candles, there was prints of artists, art. How do they do this? It was not just printed out and stuck on it was glossy, like the feel of a sticker / decal.
Also, what is the best way to make greeting cards out of my art. And, where is the best place to go?
What about posters, is this expensive?
Thanks, I really need help!

Bran Muffins
The couple was 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies.
Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife’s insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade.
One day, their good health didn’t help when they went on a rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven.
They reached the pearly gates, and St. Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A maid could be seen hanging their favorite clothes in the closet.
They gasped in astonishment when he said, ‘Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now.’
The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. ‘Why, nothing,’ Peter replied, ‘remember, this is your reward in Heaven.’
The old man looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on Earth.
‘What are the greens fees?,’ grumbled the old man.
‘This is heaven,’ St. Peter replied. ‘You can play for free, every day.’
Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages.
‘Don’t even ask,’ said St. Peter to the man. This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.’
The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife.
‘Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods, and the decaffeinated tea?,’ he asked.
‘That’s the best part,’ St. Peter replied. ‘You can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like, and you will never get fat or sick. This is Heaven!’
The old man pushed, ‘No gym to work out at?’
‘Not unless you want to,’ was the answer.
‘No testing my sugar or blood pressure or…’
‘Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself.’
The old man glared at his wife and said, ‘You and your bran muffins. We could have been here ten years ago!’

It can’t be too short, though. I want to wear it to school.
Size XS

I have tried HEAPS, but i don’t know which one works best. I have a few ideas, and i’d really appreciate it if you could give me some feedback if you’ve tried them, or if you know the brand well or if you simply know about the deodorant, even if you don’t use it.
(not in order):
1 – Nivea Pearl Beautyhttp://www.herword.com/tester/photos/niv…
2 – Dove Go Fresh in Cucumber and Green Teahttp://www.beauty-shop-usa.de/pics_artik…
3 – Rexona Women Confidencehttp://www.getprice.com.au/images/upload…
4 – Dove Hair Minimising Antiperspiranthttp://www.linternaute.com/femmes/beaute…
5 – Nivea Dry Confidencehttp://images.productserve.com/preview/2…
6 – Rexona Girl Tropical Energyhttp://www.unilever.com.au/Images/Rexina…
also, for antiperspirants or normal deodorant sprays, can you spray it on your clothes/body also or just under your arms? And which antiperspirants can you spray on your clothes?
And which do you prefer, Stick, or roll-on?
Feel free to make any new suggestions
thanks so much, i really appreciate your help